Meme One Sentence Story

[Khastle]

Here's a forum game I quite enjoy, it's quite simple: write down a sentence, can be anything as long as it carries on the previous conmenter's post, and then the next poster to continues it. There's very little rules other than it can't end so yeah the main character can die but the next commenter has to carry on the ongoing story.

I'll start: David goes down the park

 

[AshenMan]

,he sees an AR-15 left unattended by FBI-Claus

 

[Fisherman Jim]

,he sees an AR-15 left unattended by FBI-Claus

He shoves it up his arse to avoid detection

 

[ignika98]

He shoves it up his arse to avoid detection

-but he immediately regrets doing so when an armed scholar approaches him, gun pointed sideways towards his face while shouting incomprehensible jungle noises.

 

[Khastle]

-but he immediately regrets doing so when an armed scholar approaches him, gun pointed sideways towards his face while shouting incomprehensible jungle noises.

"Hey buddy, need a hand?" You turn around, it's Ben fucking Garrison.

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

"Hey buddy, need a hand?" You turn around, it's Ben fucking Garrison.
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"IT TURNS OUT BEN GARRISON IS BLACK AND SEES A FELLOW SCHOLAR AND GETS INTO A GUNFIGHT"

 

[Khastle]

"IT TURNS OUT BEN GARRISON IS BLACK AND SEES A FELLOW SCHOLAR AND GETS INTO A GUNFIGHT"

David seizes the opportunity and runs for it, jumping into a hole which takes him straight to Agartha.

 

[Fisherman Jim]

He is greeted by Dreamybull at the gates of Agartha

 

[AshenMan]

"Make an Agora account RIGHT NOW or I'm gonna BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" said Dreamy

 

[Khastle]

David realises he has no choice unless he wants to bussed on so he does.

 

[V]

He dies of a heart attack

 

[Dwayne]

He reincarnates as @ThirdyAughtSix's fat mum

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

He reincarnates as @ThirdyAughtSix's fat mum

"and vaas comes in and is like FUCK YOU OK FUCK YOU"

 

[Khastle]

Nagolbud then comes in the room and has sex with ThirdyAughtSix's mum in front of Vaas as he is a true sigma male.

 

[$tat$tat]

vaas records on his phone, mumbling to himself "this is a nice phone, this is a nice fuckin phone"

 

[V]

But it's actually a Nokia

 

[Khastle]

The sex tape becomes popular nevertheless and @ThirdyAughtSix's mum becomes the internet's most popular slag