Casual Daily Super Mario Quiz

[Khastle]

The only place the white man would never go: Africa (singular nation, all one city)

Ding ding ding, this wasn't in the card but you saw through and it gave the right answer to this question @BaloneyPony, well done!

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[playFACE]

Ding ding ding, this wasn't in the card but you saw through and it gave the right answer to this question @BaloneyPony, well done!

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i do not like this toad... he is EVIL... i will kill him given the first opportunity

DO NOT TRUST BIG MUSHROOM

 

[BaloneyPony]

Ding ding ding, this wasn't in the card but you saw through and it gave the right answer to this question @BaloneyPony, well done!

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To turn the fucking TOADS gay! That's right, Alex Jones is canon to the Mario Universe!

 

[playFACE]

To turn the fucking TOADS gay! That's right, Alex Jones is canon to the Mario Universe!

i heard that wario is good friends with jones, and now the mushroom kingdom is now suddenly going after wario's taxes?

hmmm coincidence? i think not!

 

[Khastle]

i heard that wario is good friends with jones, and now the mushroom kingdom is now suddenly going after wario's taxes?

hmmm coincidence? i think not!

Fuck, you and @BaloneyPony know too much! Both take a point and do not enquire further, my lawyers are under enough stress now as it is.

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[playFACE]

Fuck, you and @BaloneyPony know too much! Both take a point and do not enquire further, my lawyers are under enough stress now as it is.

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that is no vaccine luigi. DO NOT TRUST MARIO HE HAS TAKEN MONEY FROM BIG PHARMA

 

[Willstr]

Fuck, you and @BaloneyPony know too much! Both take a point and do not enquire further, my lawyers are under enough stress now as it is.

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But mario! These-a vaccines are rushed! They are not-a tested! We do not-a know the longa term effects!
Luigi, you have too listen to mario.
The vaccine shipment must go on luigi, covid must-a be a stopped!
We are saving countless lives, luigi!
b-b-but mario!
What if the vaccines do more harm-a than-a good?
who knows what the goverment puts in them?
chips, luigi......
computer chips.....
w-what Mario?
they put computer chips in the vaccines luigi....
I shouldnt know... YOU shouldnt know, NONE of us should know luigi......

huh?
Ignorence is bliss luigi....
Mario! You are-a scaring me mario!
I am not what is scaring you luigi.

You are afraid of the truth.

there comes a time in the world where mankind must trade their freedoms for safety.
They will tell you, "you are free", but do not be decived luigi.
They only want control....
Once they control all, they will not stop there. they will control countries, planets, GALAXIES, UNIVERSES!!!
m-m-mario, im-a confused! Who is "they"?
The deepstate.
the deepstate luigi.
Do you really think that Princess Peach is real?
You really think she thinks for herself?!!!?
She was the first mind enslaved....
She is simply a mask.
A mask for the Toad deepstate.
The toad council decides what is best, Peach is simply the announcer.
Bowser was right luigi.

the Mushroom Kingdom had fallen.
Billions must die.
MARIO!
Bowser is-a known terriost!!
You seirously cannot-a think he is-a right!
Thats my point luigi,
They tell you what is right and what is wrong.
mario, how can-a kidnapping princesses be a good thi-
Was it kidnapping? Or a revolt against the deepstate?
Bowser was never trying to marry peach,
He was trying to tear down the mask!
Without peach, the Mushroom Kingdom will realise who really is in charge!
WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FREE IF IT WASNT FOR ME!
I DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME LUIGI!
I WAS A PUPPET!!!!

"........"
I should have never rescued her Luigi....
I have doomed society without my knowing....
But we have reached the point of no return.
If we cant be free, we might as well be happy...
The chips need to go in the vaccine luigi.
A controled mind is a happy mind.
b-b-but mario! We cant!
Times have changed Luigi.
Mario!
There is-a still hope!
You can-a destroy the vaccines and i can leak-a the Toad shadow-goverment to-a the public!
I cant let that happen Luigi.
b-but mario! We have to at least try! Even if it means that-
I WON'T let that happen.
(mario points a 9mm hand pistol to luigi's head)

Mario.
We both-a know you wont-a kill me.
Imma your broth-
BANG BANG BANG
Im sorry luigi.
You know too much.

(mario puts the vaccine serums in a box outside the lab for pickup at 9 pm. Sharply. direct orders from The Toad council Peach herself.
Mario steps outside the lab. He walks up the hill and gazes at the setting sun. He knows that when the sun rises next, no free man will see it again.
Mario is simply a man haunted by his decisions, both past and present.
Mario checks his pistols ammuniton.
One bullet left.
Thats all he needs.
As the sun dissapears over the horizon, so does the freedom of man.
Mario pulls the 9mm to his head and pulls the trigger.




He is one of the lucky ones.
He has been given mercy.

 

[BaloneyPony]

Fuck, you and @BaloneyPony know too much! Both take a point and do not enquire further, my lawyers are under enough stress now as it is.

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Vaccines give a nice fun dose of insurance bucks to big pharma every few months when you get your hecking booster shots PEOPLE! YOU DON'T WANT YOUR GRANDMA DO DIE DO YOU?! SICK GET YOUR HECKING BOOSTER! DON'T WORRY THE CHIP IS THERE TO DETECT IF YOU'RE A CARRIER! DON'T INQUIRE FURTHER!

 

[Khastle]

Yeah @Willstr wins this round without a doubt, brilliant response. Who knew the Mario vaccine lore could go so deep?

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[playFACE]

Yeah @Willstr wins this round without a doubt, brilliant response. Who knew the Mario vaccine lore could go so deep?

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quit feeding that toad those veggies. i say we kill those bunnies and make ourselves a nice stew out of em.

 

[BaloneyPony]

Yeah @Willstr wins this round without a doubt, brilliant response. Who knew the Mario vaccine lore could go so deep?

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Ja Lives! A Vegetarian is in clear reference to those who await the rebirth of Ja Jesus Christ who shall return to this world in Vegetable form just as Marcrust Gravey predicted! To his followers he shall lead them to the promised land of meat Zion! Those Vegitari who follow Vegitarian belief shall be his warriors against the evils of Baby(Carrot)lon and their evil Vegans! Praise be to Ja!

 

[Willstr]

Yeah @Willstr wins this round without a doubt, brilliant response. Who knew the Mario vaccine lore could go so deep?

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that one rabbit has no pupils nor soul.

 

[Khastle]

BaloneyPony wins this round as he seemed to be the one who only gave an answer to the question lol.

Next question!!1!1!

 

[playFACE]

BaloneyPony wins this round as he seemed to be the one who only gave an answer to the question lol.

Next question!!1!1!
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zulus live in the bronx and in parts of the southern united states. they typically drink lean and scream racial slurs at non zulus.

 

[Quest]

BaloneyPony wins this round as he seemed to be the one who only gave an answer to the question lol.

Next question!!1!1!
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In your moms bedroom

 

[Khastle]

playFACE wins this round as Quest made a blacked joke about my mum, fuck you Quest

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[playFACE]

playFACE wins this round as Quest made a blacked joke about my mum, fuck you Quest

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mario is converting to islam?

may his brother Luigi can show him the errors of his way and show him the true light of God, or cast the Luigi Stone (trademark pending) at him

 

[Willstr]

playFACE wins this round as Quest made a blacked joke about my mum, fuck you Quest

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does this mean mario is a muslim

 

[Willstr]

does this mean mario is a muslim

this would also imply that jesus is super mario canon

 

[playFACE]

this would also imply that jesus is super mario canon

the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and Christianity as a whole is canon to the mario verse by the sheer fact that many characters reference him and by how many Christian churches are in the game. wario and luigi