Rant I fucking hate video essays

[Sneedster]

Fucking baffling to me how popular these hour-long gayme theory shitshows are. Isn't this supposed to be the age of zoomers with short attention spans?
Who fucking watches these?
Personally I could take an hour-long video about a videogame, but 99% of these videos are complete slop aimed at 4 year olds

 

[playFACE]

Fucking baffling to me how popular these hour-long gayme theory shitshows are. Isn't this supposed to be the age of zoomers with short attention spans?
Who fucking watches these?
Personally I could take an hour-long video about a videogame, but 99% of these videos are complete slop aimed at 4 year olds

>he doesnt want to watch a 4 hour video of why "X VIDEOGAME IS A MISTERUNDERSTOOD MASTERPIECE" while they read off reddit posts and wikipedia while shitty lofi music plays in the background

cmon man, you want to watch actual good content that is fun and exciting to view/experience? what? huh? cmon heres another "WHY MINECRAFT IS LE HECKIN SCAWIES >:(((((((((((((((((" video

 

[Sneedster]

>he doesnt want to watch a 4 hour video of why "X VIDEOGAME IS A MISTERUNDERSTOOD MASTERPIECE" while they read off reddit posts and wikipedia while shitty lofi music plays in the background

cmon man, you want to watch actual good content that is fun and exciting to view/experience? what? huh? cmon heres another "WHY MINECRAFT IS LE HECKIN SCAWIES >:(((((((((((((((((" video

START DOING THIS!!!

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

holy shit ive been watching shitty creepypastas in my freetime and so far my fucking youtube rec has been shilling me the most sloppiest fucking gruel of content known to man , all i see are white guys talking about some random gay fucking topic for like 40 minutes and holy shit its so annoying

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

Fucking baffling to me how popular these hour-long gayme theory shitshows are. Isn't this supposed to be the age of zoomers with short attention spans?
Who fucking watches these?
Personally I could take an hour-long video about a videogame, but 99% of these videos are complete slop aimed at 4 year olds

video essays are pretty much just background noise so you can play it whilst eating or playing some shitty video game , the only reason they spread out the topic so much is that the algorithm bumps shitty videos with like 20+ minutes so they intentionally drag the topic over 30 , 40 , to 1 hour plus minutes of just pure fucking slop.

 

[playFACE]

holy shit ive been watching shitty creepypastas in my freetime and so far my fucking youtube rec has been shilling me the most sloppiest fucking gruel of content known to man , all i see are white guys talking about some random gay fucking topic for like 40 minutes and holy shit its so annoying

"why the backrooms are so scaaaaaaaaawyyyyyyy :((((" part 512

 

[Khastle]

video essays are pretty much just background noise so you can play it whilst eating or playing some shitty video game , the only reason they spread out the topic so much is that the algorithm bumps shitty videos with like 20+ minutes so they intentionally drag the topic over 30 , 40 , to 1 hour plus minutes of just pure fucking slop.

I sometimes like listening to those youtube drama essay videos with titles like "POOPUS DOOMPUS: GROOMER, RAPIST, TERRORIST" when I'm doing stuff and really need background noise, absolute slop of content but I enjoy listening to how people have stupidly ruined their lives now and then.