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I needed a thread idea as the forum has been fairly inactive last three days so here is one, what if the Mariana Bay was a shitty anime highschool slice of life? Here's what I
Mariana Boarding School for Delinquents is a high school created by @Dwayne to contain some of the most autistic individuals on the net. Initially opposed to the idea as he wanted to use his money for cool stuff like investing into poorly kept flats to charge at a extortionate price for single mothers or investing into African mines so he can fill them with child slave labour for maxinum profit, Dwayne only agreed to this plan when he was given an eye-watering sum by almost all world governments because they knew only he could keep them under control. The school was built in an undisclosed area and all students were chloroformed by agents beforehand so they could be shipped and properly contained there. From there their life became the school became their lifes and when they aren't "studying" they are fighting each other to see who is the biggest badass on the schoolyard.
So who are these despicable students of the Mariana Boarding School? Well since the school is new they are all first years and each student is very unique from another and brings their specialty to the table.
King Kunt (@Khastle )
A strange and formless entity that should be watched at all times as he is incredibly autistic. He wears all sorts of weird disguises on his head and at this school instead of a castle he wears an odd paperbag for reasons unknown and no one really cares anyways. He is a highly respected member of the first years and dons the title of King in his name despite having no power over anyone. He can beat most members of the class in fights and takes directive when need be but lacks foresight which leads to shit flying back in his face down the line. Likes alcohol and runs the school's underground tobacco black market.
Nekofag (@Tedposter)
An intimidating looking individual who wears cat ears yet claims not to be a furry. He is upfront, honest, and can come off as mean to his friends but he only cares and wants what is best for people. Because his classmates think he is a furry he usually gets laughed at which usually causes fights to break out and because he is one of the strongest fighters in the class he is hard to contain when he starts swinging. All other schools he was kicked for using not so nice words towards minority groups and because he can't get kicked out of Mariana he is in paradise as long as he watches his mouth around Dwayne. Nekofag also enjoys trading card games and giving blowies behind the bins for $5.
Schizo Prophet (@nagolbud)
Leader of the first years, Schizo Prophet is a force to reckoned with and rules over the first years albeit very poorly as most the time he is too drunk and high to do anything and rambles on about Jesuits instead. When he is somewhat sober however everyone listens to him and his wise words despite how questionable they may be and through his guidance he puts the first years in line and does Dwayne's job for him who is usually neglectful. Usually leads the first years in fights with rival schools and his respected for his ability to fend against others in punchups outside the school gates, one time taking on 30 members of a rival school by himself and winning. Schizo Prophet in his spare time likes trolling online and boy pussy.
Transformer (@user not named)
Women don't typically get sent to the Mariana Boarding School and when they do it's not what one would typically expect, which best describes Transformer. The only transwoman on site, they initially got bullied and pushed around but given time they eventually got into the good books of their classmates and they have become quickly a respected member in the class despite the fact they are usually used as a bait or a battering ram when the occassion calls for it. Lives off a diet of HRT and Monster, also likes anime obviously. (Edited as first draft was shit)
Will write more later if people find this funny, it's late here and I gotta sleep.
Mariana Boarding School for Delinquents is a high school created by @Dwayne to contain some of the most autistic individuals on the net. Initially opposed to the idea as he wanted to use his money for cool stuff like investing into poorly kept flats to charge at a extortionate price for single mothers or investing into African mines so he can fill them with child slave labour for maxinum profit, Dwayne only agreed to this plan when he was given an eye-watering sum by almost all world governments because they knew only he could keep them under control. The school was built in an undisclosed area and all students were chloroformed by agents beforehand so they could be shipped and properly contained there. From there their life became the school became their lifes and when they aren't "studying" they are fighting each other to see who is the biggest badass on the schoolyard.
So who are these despicable students of the Mariana Boarding School? Well since the school is new they are all first years and each student is very unique from another and brings their specialty to the table.
King Kunt (@Khastle )
A strange and formless entity that should be watched at all times as he is incredibly autistic. He wears all sorts of weird disguises on his head and at this school instead of a castle he wears an odd paperbag for reasons unknown and no one really cares anyways. He is a highly respected member of the first years and dons the title of King in his name despite having no power over anyone. He can beat most members of the class in fights and takes directive when need be but lacks foresight which leads to shit flying back in his face down the line. Likes alcohol and runs the school's underground tobacco black market.
Nekofag (@Tedposter)
An intimidating looking individual who wears cat ears yet claims not to be a furry. He is upfront, honest, and can come off as mean to his friends but he only cares and wants what is best for people. Because his classmates think he is a furry he usually gets laughed at which usually causes fights to break out and because he is one of the strongest fighters in the class he is hard to contain when he starts swinging. All other schools he was kicked for using not so nice words towards minority groups and because he can't get kicked out of Mariana he is in paradise as long as he watches his mouth around Dwayne. Nekofag also enjoys trading card games and giving blowies behind the bins for $5.
Schizo Prophet (@nagolbud)
Leader of the first years, Schizo Prophet is a force to reckoned with and rules over the first years albeit very poorly as most the time he is too drunk and high to do anything and rambles on about Jesuits instead. When he is somewhat sober however everyone listens to him and his wise words despite how questionable they may be and through his guidance he puts the first years in line and does Dwayne's job for him who is usually neglectful. Usually leads the first years in fights with rival schools and his respected for his ability to fend against others in punchups outside the school gates, one time taking on 30 members of a rival school by himself and winning. Schizo Prophet in his spare time likes trolling online and boy pussy.
Transformer (@user not named)
Women don't typically get sent to the Mariana Boarding School and when they do it's not what one would typically expect, which best describes Transformer. The only transwoman on site, they initially got bullied and pushed around but given time they eventually got into the good books of their classmates and they have become quickly a respected member in the class despite the fact they are usually used as a bait or a battering ram when the occassion calls for it. Lives off a diet of HRT and Monster, also likes anime obviously. (Edited as first draft was shit)
Will write more later if people find this funny, it's late here and I gotta sleep.
