Casual Christmas Thread

[Khastle]

Christmas Thread

Hello my good Marianan chums, only 10 days away from Christmas now so I thought I'd make a thread dedicated to the season. All things holiday related please share here, even maybe what you have planned for the holidays.​

 

[Bibr]

I hate christmas.

The celebration of comsoomerism, fake smiles and desperately clinging onto traditions we all don't care anymore.
>B-but it's christmas, there's snow, there's santa, chocky milk and gifts

None of them have anything to do with christmas as a celebration. While being pushed the most to ever consooming normie
>It's supposed to be layed back, relaxed. It's end of the year man.

Where this relax is coming from ? From hearing the same 3 songs on the radio a month before the event ? From putting on a cosplay of an old fake man that acts kind for no reason ? From awkward family gatherings where we all wish we weren't there, but still we're sitting at the table and chit chatting ? Each year complaining about the same things. Each year sinking deeper in the consoomer mindset of christmas.

Gosh I hate it. At least food is good

 

[AshenMan]

I hate christmas.

The celebration of comsoomerism, fake smiles and desperately clinging onto traditions we all don't care anymore.
>B-but it's christmas, there's snow, there's santa, chocky milk and gifts

None of them have anything to do with christmas as a celebration. While being pushed the most to ever consooming normie
>It's supposed to be layed back, relaxed. It's end of the year man.

Where this relax is coming from ? From hearing the same 3 songs on the radio a month before the event ? From putting on a cosplay of an old fake man that acts kind for no reason ? From awkward family gatherings where we all wish we weren't there, but still we're sitting at the table and chit chatting ? Each year complaining about the same things. Each year sinking deeper in the consoomer mindset of christmas.

Gosh I hate it. At least food is good

 

[Khastle]

 

[Brapuccino]

I'm wondering if I should make Christmas cake or cinnamon rolls. Or maybe both???

 

[Tedposter]

>instagram links
kys

 

[Khastle]

I'm wondering if I should make Christmas cake or cinnamon rolls. Or maybe both???

Both :D

 

[Tedposter]

I hate christmas.

The celebration of comsoomerism, fake smiles and desperately clinging onto traditions we all don't care anymore.
>B-but it's christmas, there's snow, there's santa, chocky milk and gifts

None of them have anything to do with christmas as a celebration. While being pushed the most to ever consooming normie
>It's supposed to be layed back, relaxed. It's end of the year man.

Where this relax is coming from ? From hearing the same 3 songs on the radio a month before the event ? From putting on a cosplay of an old fake man that acts kind for no reason ? From awkward family gatherings where we all wish we weren't there, but still we're sitting at the table and chit chatting ? Each year complaining about the same things. Each year sinking deeper in the consoomer mindset of christmas.

Gosh I hate it. At least food is good

Yeah, christmas is more fun when you are a child. And yes, christmas got ruined by catholicucks

 

[AshenMan]

 

[Khastle]

This video always gets to me, God bless this man for giving this sick child one last great moment before his passing. Remember the ones we have lost this Christmas folks.

 

[AshenMan]

This video always gets to me, God bless this man for giving this sick child one last great moment before his passing. Remember the ones we have lost this Christmas folks.

Me falling to hell after telling him in haven that Santa is not real

 

[Null]

I'm gonna go fish in an ice hole and sleep for Christmas.

 

[Khastle]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AshenMan]

 

[Santa Claus]

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas Mariana Bay! Do I have some presents for you this year.

Nice list:
@ThirdyAughtSix gets a copy of the Rational Male so he can creep out women even more.
@Big Boogaloo Coal gets yuri hentai.
@Hierophant gets a PS5 as he is very delightful.
@Malice gets a new robot bunny.
@Punished_Senko gets a catgirl gf.
@MemoryHead 記念頭部 gets a $50 Nintendo Eshop card
@Bibr gets his Sausade CD he wanted.

BAD LIST:
@Dwayne gets coal for t-boning a family of five while drink driving on 05/06/2023.
@Khastle gets nothing for being a fucking jannie rofl.
@Tedposter gets sudocreme for his constant butthurt over non issues
@nagolbud gets a grinch costume and coal for his lack of Christmas spirit and calling Christmas pagan.
@TuxedoMask will never get a Sailor Moon gf.
@ignika98 gets censored hentai VNs
@Daryl gets testicular cortorsion.

Ho ho ho, tell Santa if he forgot you and he will try add you to the list. Merry Christmas one and all!

 

[Fisherman Jim]

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas Mariana Bay! Do I have some presents for you this year.

Nice list:
@ThirdyAughtSix gets a copy of the Rational Male so he can creep out women even more.
@Big Boogaloo Coal gets yuri hentai.
@Hierophant gets a PS5 as he is very delightful.
@Malice gets a new robot bunny.
@Punished_Senko gets a catgirl gf.
@MemoryHead 記念頭部 gets a $50 Nintendo Eshop card
@Bibr gets his Sausade CD he wanted.

BAD LIST:
@Dwayne gets coal for t-boning a family of five while drink driving on 05/06/2023.
@Khastle gets nothing for being a fucking jannie rofl.
@Tedposter gets sudocreme for his constant butthurt over non issues
@nagolbud gets a grinch costume and coal for his lack of Christmas spirit and calling Christmas pagan.
@TuxedoMask will never get a Sailor Moon gf.
@ignika98 gets censored hentai VNs
@Daryl gets testicular cortorsion.

Ho ho ho, tell Santa if he forgot you and he will try add you to the list. Merry Christmas one and all!

Fuck you Santa, I want my Bad Dragon order

 

[Santa Claus]

Fuck you Santa, I want my Bad Dragon order

Ho ho ho, check inside your chimney shaft ;)

Also here is one of Santa's favorite Christmas songs which he wanted to share!

 

[Malice]

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@Malice gets a new robot bunny

yesssssssssssss

Merry Christmas frenz

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas Mariana Bay! Do I have some presents for you this year.

Nice list:
@ThirdyAughtSix gets a copy of the Rational Male so he can creep out women even more.
@Big Boogaloo Coal gets yuri hentai.
@Hierophant gets a PS5 as he is very delightful.
@Malice gets a new robot bunny.
@Punished_Senko gets a catgirl gf.
@MemoryHead 記念頭部 gets a $50 Nintendo Eshop card
@Bibr gets his Sausade CD he wanted.

BAD LIST:
@Dwayne gets coal for t-boning a family of five while drink driving on 05/06/2023.
@Khastle gets nothing for being a fucking jannie rofl.
@Tedposter gets sudocreme for his constant butthurt over non issues
@nagolbud gets a grinch costume and coal for his lack of Christmas spirit and calling Christmas pagan.
@TuxedoMask will never get a Sailor Moon gf.
@ignika98 gets censored hentai VNs
@Daryl gets testicular cortorsion.

Ho ho ho, tell Santa if he forgot you and he will try add you to the list. Merry Christmas one and all!

thank you santa i wanted cocaine though but this will do

 

[Santa Claus]

thank you santa i wanted cocaine though but this will do

Oh but my boy, what do you think all that white stuff is outside your house? It certainly isn't snow! Merry Christmas!