Rant I fucking hate video essays

[ThirdyAughtSix]

No nigga , I don't want to watch a 40 minute video of some left wing white guy talk about how american streets are unlivable or some shit, they are wastes of time a 10 minute video could've done much easier

 

[playFACE]

what do you mean dude, dont you want to hear a 30-50 minute video of a guy looking at the camera with a microphone in his hand, reading from his phone from wikipedia articles, and then spergs in the comments when people go against his shit takes?

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

what do you mean dude, dont you want to hear a 30-50 minute video of a guy looking at the camera with a microphone in his hand, reading from his phone from wikipedia articles, and then spergs in the comments when people go against his shit takes?

as soon as i make this thread i get this fucker in my rec

 

[playFACE]

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as soon as i make this thread i get this fucker in my rec

lmaooo. betcha 5 dollars he says something about "dumb stupid americans" and is just a thinly disguised video shitting on american culture without actually addressing why trucks are so big now

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

lmaooo. betcha 5 dollars he says something about "dumb stupid americans" and is just a thinly disguised video shitting on american culture without actually addressing why trucks are so big now

this dude is litterally a canadian who moved to europe and yes hes pretenious as that sounds lmao

 

[Tedposter]

No nigga , I don't want to watch a 40 minute video of some left wing white guy talk about how american streets are unlivable or some shit, they are wastes of time a 10 minute video could've done much easier

I like video essays about videogames

 

[playFACE]

I like video essays about videogames

theyre good background noise but good fucking lord am i tired of youtube recommending me "X GAME IS A FLAWED MASTERPIECE"

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

theyre good background noise but good fucking lord am i tired of youtube recommending me "X GAME IS A FLAWED MASTERPIECE"

video game video essays have ruined video game communities , 90% of the community is retards who haven't played the game and make shit memes about it.

 

[Khastle]

No nigga , I don't want to watch a 40 minute video of some left wing white guy talk about how american streets are unlivable or some shit, they are wastes of time a 10 minute video could've done much easier

I hope some soy does a video essay on the Mariana Bay one day and how we are problematic

 

[Bibr]

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as soon as i make this thread i get this fucker in my rec

this guy kek
he moved to amsterdam and now he's stroking his cock to bikes.
Bikes are cool and handy and there are many cases where they're better than cars. But selling your car to get one of those cargo bikes is a fuckin crime. Good luck when someone from your distant family needs your help and all you can do is to get an uber / bike for 5 hours and hope you will be on time

Those video essays are a background noise at best. Especially those 1 hour long ones that try to appear superior just from the watch time.
ummm yes i need to remcite you history of whole motion picture studio / biography of the director just to tell you how I hate a single episode from their recent series

 

[Bachichrome]

theyre good background noise but good fucking lord am i tired of youtube recommending me "X GAME IS A FLAWED MASTERPIECE"

"Why RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is a misunderstood gem"
"This game about rape changed my life"
"The weirdest game about rape you NEED to play"
"Dissecting RAPING SIMULATOR 2024"
"Analyzing RAPING SIMULATOR 2024"
"The Rise and Fall of RAPING SIMULATOR"
"The Ideology of Rape | A RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 Analysis"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is outdated"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024: A measured Response"
"Officer Amanda Hart: When RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 got SERIOUS"
"Why RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is Problematic"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024: Why you should care"

 

[Bibr]

"Why RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is a misunderstood gem"
"This game about rape changed my life"
"The weirdest game about rape you NEED to play"
"Dissecting RAPING SIMULATOR 2024"
"Analyzing RAPING SIMULATOR 2024"
"The Rise and Fall of RAPING SIMULATOR"
"The Ideology of Rape | A RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 Analysis"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is outdated"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024: A measured Response"
"Officer Amanda Hart: When RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 got SERIOUS"
"Why RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is Problematic"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024: Why you should care"

lil edgy, but pretty much agree

 

[Tedposter]

"Why RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is a misunderstood gem"
"This game about rape changed my life"
"The weirdest game about rape you NEED to play"
"Dissecting RAPING SIMULATOR 2024"
"Analyzing RAPING SIMULATOR 2024"
"The Rise and Fall of RAPING SIMULATOR"
"The Ideology of Rape | A RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 Analysis"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is outdated"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024: A measured Response"
"Officer Amanda Hart: When RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 got SERIOUS"
"Why RAPING SIMULATOR 2024 is Problematic"
"RAPING SIMULATOR 2024: Why you should care"

The History Of Rapeylay Speedruns

 

[Khastle]

The History Of Rapeylay Speedruns

I actually looked on speedrun.com to see if they actually were brave enough to allow speedruns of that game on there but to no avail (not surprised).

 

[playFACE]

cant wait to see shitlibs make a 2-3 video commentary on the five nights at chuddies game coming out soon.

i do too, cant wait for the riveting content of "ummm, guys, this is like, not, ummm, okay at all. this character is racist and if you think this is funny then you should feel bad >:(((((((((((((((((((((" for the entire video

 

[Bachichrome]

cant wait to see shitlibs make a 2-3 video commentary on the five nights at chuddies game coming out soon.

i do too, cant wait for the riveting content of "ummm, guys, this is like, not, ummm, okay at all. this character is racist and if you think this is funny then you should feel bad >:(((((((((((((((((((((" for the entire video

"PERSON O' PERSON, I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY HECKIN' BASED AND SOYIENCE PILLED WHOLESOME REDDIT TRUE RATIONAL ATHEIST CONTENT CREATOR THAT ISN'T BIASED AT ALL TO MAKE A BRAND NEW TOE-CURLING, SPINE-TINGLING SLOW BURN BHUTANESE PIECE OF 2-3 HOUR LONG SLOP!!!! XIE/XIM/XER IS A TRUE ALLY IN SUCH DIVISIVE TIMES!!!!!!!!111!1"

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

"PERSON O' PERSON, I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY HECKIN' BASED AND SOYIENCE PILLED WHOLESOME REDDIT TRUE RATIONAL ATHEIST CONTENT CREATOR THAT ISN'T BIASED AT ALL TO MAKE A BRAND NEW TOE-CURLING, SPINE-TINGLING SLOW BURN BHUTANESE PIECE OF 2-3 HOUR LONG SLOP!!!! XIE/XIM/XER IS A TRUE ALLY IN SUCH DIVISIVE TIMES!!!!!!!!111!1"

sharty-shitspeak is funnier when you realize its based on real people saying the same gay buzzwords over and over again unironically

 

[Chromosome_Maxxing]

Ben 10, a Metaphor for Capitalist Downfall and Depression (a video essay)

Gives a long winded and opinionated explanation of capitalism making sure to use a thesaurus so people see his infrequently used big boy words and think he is an intellectual.

Talk in a calm soothing voice (irritating and pretentious) with either overplayed classical music or low fi beats playing

Over explain (opinion = fact) a simple and yet seemingly unrelated topic and loosely tie it to the issue.

Ultimately, somehow get to the point that the Ben 10 Omnitrix ties into exploiting Chinese children and leads to financial gain for higher powers.

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

Ben 10, a Metaphor for Capitalist Downfall and Depression (a video essay)

Gives a long winded and opinionated explanation of capitalism making sure to use a thesaurus so people see his infrequently used big boy words and think he is an intellectual.

Talk in a calm soothing voice (irritating and pretentious) with either overplayed classical music or low fi beats playing

Over explain (opinion = fact) a simple and yet seemingly unrelated topic and loosely tie it to the issue.

Ultimately, somehow get to the point that the Ben 10 Omnitrix ties into exploiting Chinese children and leads to financial gain for higher powers.

This is hbomberguy summarized lmao

 

[playFACE]

Ben 10, a Metaphor for Capitalist Downfall and Depression (a video essay)

Gives a long winded and opinionated explanation of capitalism making sure to use a thesaurus so people see his infrequently used big boy words and think he is an intellectual.

Talk in a calm soothing voice (irritating and pretentious) with either overplayed classical music or low fi beats playing

Over explain (opinion = fact) a simple and yet seemingly unrelated topic and loosely tie it to the issue.

Ultimately, somehow get to the point that the Ben 10 Omnitrix ties into exploiting Chinese children and leads to financial gain for higher powers.

cant forget the gay and faggy intro animation and reading the story from wikipedia word for word, the constant shilling for their patreon and the random "LE ORANGE MAN BAD" allegory every 10-20 minutes