Paranormal Deepsea Oddities

[Fisherman Jim]

Deepsea Oddities
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The sea holds many a strange beast: giant squids, ancient sharks, @Tedposter's mother, and in this thread we will discuss 'em all. Can be weird recorded creatures, paranormal events that happened at sea or strange sightings reported at sea, it don't matter, it to do with the sea it belongs here.

 

[TuxedoMask]

@Tedposter's mother

So true

 

[MemoryHead 記念頭部]

shit is mega fucked. shit used to be on land too. flood killed 'em

 

[Fisherman Jim]

shit is mega fucked. shit used to be on land too. flood killed 'em

Flood killed them? Saw a land squid the other day, good fella, works at the local hardware store and has two kids.

 

[Tedposter]

Deepsea Oddities
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The sea holds many a strange beast: giant squids, ancient sharks, @Tedposter's mother, and in this thread we will discuss 'em all. Can be weird recorded creatures, paranormal events that happened at sea or strange sightings reported at sea, it don't matter, it to do with the sea it belongs here.

Maybe in the deepsea you can finally encounter a good relationship with your father, you filthy sodomite

 

[Fisherman Jim]

Maybe in the deepsea you can finally encounter a good relationship with your father, you filthy sodomite

Don't bash it until you've tried it, straightoid. Clearly hasn't taken a good cock before

 

[Tedposter]

Don't bash it until you've tried it, straightoid. Clearly hasn't taken a good cock before

I am sorry that you got molested as a kid, you didnt deserved that

 

[Fisherman Jim]

I am sorry that you got molested as a kid, you didnt deserved that

You seem tense, why not come on a fishing trip with me? I like my men feisty ;)

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

deep sea creature

 

[MemoryHead 記念頭部]

These are nephilim that didn't die in the flood

edit: what is i meant was creations of nephilim, similar to T-rexes/dragons and shit like that. god only wiped out the land creatures for some reason. i suppose its because we live on the land, and the monsters in the sea werent really as much of a threat lol

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

These are nephilim that didn't die in the flood

WE NEED TO FUCKING PURGE THEM TO SHOW THEM WHO WAS MADE IN GODS IMAGE

 

[MemoryHead 記念頭部]

WE NEED TO FUCKING PURGE THEM TO SHOW THEM WHO WAS MADE IN GODS IMAGE
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good luck extincting great whites xD

 

[Lord_hierophantūs]

Best post on this site. My favorite was the bloop, especially the drawing of the animal that could have made such a sound.

 

[MemoryHead 記念頭部]

my belief:

so the reason for the flood, and why noah survived with his family, was that genetic impurities were romaing the earth. from the time of adam and eve's exile to the flood (1600 years iirc) shit got fucked up majorly. people started fucking animals, demons started fucking people....this is backed in archeology and anthropology and the fossil record. this is where dragons (dinosaurs, as retards call them lol) came from, hercules, minotaurs, spinxes, egyptian gods with coyote heads... all that shit.

so these entites were all over the globe, to the point where literally, noah and his family, were the ONLY pure humans left, gentically. so god had to kill everything. from what ive seen, god cares a LOT about genetic purity...thats why he was having david and saul wipe all these tribes and dudes out, for example, god tells David to destroy the amalkites and leave nothing living. Kill all residents and animals. Looking at secular research of the amalkites...they were sorcerers that specialized shape-shifting specifically into animals...which means animal sex as well. God had David annihilate everything to completely obliterate any unclean genetics. Saul was commanded to do something similar and kept some cattle alive for sacrifice and god took his empire from him for it.

but the flood only killed things on the land. these abominations that thrived in the oceans survived.

 

[Khastle]

but the flood only killed things on the land. these abominations that thrived in the oceans survived.

Mariana Gang ocean demon purge when?