Hobby Dungeons & Dragons

[Khastle]

Everyone else who plays? I do on a Friday and our whole group terrorises our dungeonmaster with how much we fail following the storyline. I've got us thrown in prison twice for slaughtering innocents without reason and other crimes against humanity, maybe I'll even post some stories of my adventures in here when I get the time.

How about the rest of you, do you play? Do you have any good stories from your campaigns? Feel free to share in here as I'd love to hear!

 

[V]

I'd love to play DnD but I've never had the chance
Also fuck you for not following the storyline :)

 

[Khastle]

I'd love to play DnD but I've never
Also fuck you for not following the storyline :)

Everyone else does it tbf, I just help make it more interesting

My character is called Hogarth, a sociopathic gnome barbarian who's life goals are to kill his eight equally evil rivals and to fuck bitches and get drunk. His crimes include killing innocents, public nudity, mugging fellow teammates, crippling a Kobold for being annoying, getting everyone sent to prison for starting pub fights, harassing prison guards, throwing feces at prison guards, bullying teammates, laughing at grieving widows, starting fights with teammates, etc etc. He has been put on meds to behave but occasionally relapses.


He looks like this but is like 3ft.

 

[AshenMan]

DnD is so gay. I placed my dick on the table and said "Hey guys, a dragon is attacking the party" then I got kicked out.

 

[ThirdyAughtSix]

Everyone else does it tbf, I just help make it more interesting

My character is called Hogarth, a sociopathic gnome barbarian who's life goals are to kill his eight equally evil rivals and to fuck bitches and get drunk. His crimes include killing innocents, public nudity, mugging fellow teammates, crippling a Kobold for being annoying, getting everyone sent to prison for starting pub fights, harassing prison guards, throwing feces at prison guards, bullying teammates, laughing at grieving widows, starting fights with teammates, etc etc. He has been put on meds to behave but occasionally relapses.

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He looks like this but is like 3ft.

Grimdark scott pilgrim

 

[Khastle]

Grimdark scott pilgrim

I wanted to do DnD Judge Holden tbh but the Dungeonmaster has wrangle my autism to a certain degree or we would get nowhere.